Guess what day it is!

It's SF Small Press Arrival Day! *

(*Not a real day.)
How do you feel about that?

Okay. Loki gets Shimmer, because he called it and there are rules, people!

Thor takes LCRW because she is mighty and demands it to be so!

And I'll start with Apex!

But wait! Just what the hell is going on here?

Two copies of Apex #11?

D'oh!

I only have two cats, people!

Excess copies should be going to new subscribers, not me! Because they only need seven more subscribers this month and they can raise their payrates! Hmm. Don't know what made me think of that just now. Anyway, what am I going to do with two copies (FWIW I did offer to send one back)?

If only I could give one away! Oh, wait a minute!

I can! Sweet nectar of being able to do things, I drink thee!
Take a bow, Thor!

Or a bath. Baths are cool, too. Whatever.
To get my extra copy of Apex # 11 (which, incidentally, goes up to... naah, too obvious), go read about their Subscription Drive and come back here and be the first to post a comment on LiveJournal. Thassit. No purchase/subscription necessary or test to make sure you've read it or anything. This is the honor system, people, and I'm not going to send my extra copy to a cheater, except on accident. Like how they sent it to me.
No animals were hurt during the making of this journal entry.

Loki and Thor dismiss all rumors about sharing a trailer on the set. They're just good friends and would appreciate it if you respected their privacy. Thanks!

Alex.
By the way, the beard is a good look.
The beard stays for at least another week or so. I'm supposed to do a cameo in a film I wrote, but the shoot date keeps getting pushed back. It's stopped itching, so I've stopped complaining about the pushing back.
Alex.
They can open doors now. Seriously. We've taken the nobs off the gas stove, just in case.
Alex.
I have this image of your neighbors coming to you and saying, "It's your cats' fault I can't finish my knitting! They sneaked out of your house, broke into my home, and stole my ball of yarn!"
http://www.alexwilson.com/projects/jour
....and speaking of trying to make you laugh, are my emails to you showing up? (10/25 with a followup 11/28, both to your gmail address)
Alex.
"You think that because I'm a movie star, I don't have feelings. Well, you're wrong. I'm an actress! I've got all of them! " - Elise, The First Wives Club
Sweet nectar of co-opting Alex's cool-ass turn of phrases, I drink thee as well!!
-Alan
Alex.